In future posts, all weddings between 2 YAG-attending persons shall be counted as YAG weddings. The YAGermeister forsees the accounting getting way too complicated 5 or 6 years down the line with “Not quite YAG wedding 16.3” and suchlike due to determinations of whether or not the couple “met” at the YAG or merely started considering courting at one.

The YAGermeister will endeavor to elaborate on such extenuating circumstances in the body of the individual YAG wedding posts.

Now that y’all are thoroughly freaked out by the idea of becoming a possible statistic, enjoy the rest of your day!


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